The start of spring was officially a few days ago, but Richmond Virginia didn’t get the memo.
Old Man Winter was hell bent and determined to stick around, and I was not a happy camper. I had already put my winter clothes in the darkest recesses of my closet in hopes that I would never have to see any of them ever again.
Note: I have never been a big fan of the old-as-ice man. And, this time he took me over the edge. He had worn out his welcome!
So, here we go … again.
It’s 7:30 am, mom has been washed, changed, dressed, fed, bundled up and is sitting tall in her Big Wheels Chariot waiting for me to roll her out into the cold to our pre-heated Helen-Mobile for her journey to Circle Center Adult Day Care.
Mom’s cold, I’m cold, and the toasty Helen-Mobile was our only chance to prevent hypothermia … turning back was not an option. When I whispered to mom that I was going to lift her from her Big Wheels into the front seat of the car, she had no idea what was about to happen until we heard the SONIC BOOM … the sound associated with the shock waves created by an object traveling through the air faster than the speed of sound.
And, that object was my 96 year old mom being lifted from her Big Wheels and into the car in one fell swoop!
When we arrived at Circle Center, I created one last SONIC BOOM getting mom from the car, into her Big Wheels, and through the Center’s automatic door. Had it not been for automation, I was determined to crash through glass to find warmth … like a heat seeking missile on the loose.
Once we were safely inside, I leaned over and gave mom a long hug. Without opening her eyes, she asked, “Am I doing OK?”
“You’re doing great, mom. You are doing just fine.”
As I turned to leave, I heard her say, “Thank ya.”
Circle Center’s automatic door opened and Old Man Winter sucker punched me with a savage artic blast right to the face … the only portion of my entire body that was left unprotected. I was determined to make it to the Helen-Mobile. I was out for revenge.
Now that I was back behind the wheel, I have transformed into a warrior on a mission.
Nobody messes with my mom and me and thinks they can get away with it.
After single-handedly tracking down Old Man Winter, I am going to create one more earth-shaking SONIC BOOM by catapulting him to kingdom come!
Even if it’s the last thing I ever do, this spring is going to have my name on it!
Thanks to me, we are finally on the right side of spring ; )
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“Tom’s Spring” sounds like a made for Hallmark movie title….
Pls excuse typos sent from my iPhone
I also sounds like a great name for my rock n’ roll band! I would be the world’s only lead singer on a pogo stick! Think Hard Rock would buy it?