Scene: Me holding on to mom’s arm and guiding her to her bathroom.
Mom: Where’s the light switch? I can’t find the light switch. It is way too dark in here. I am going to fall down.
Tom: Mom, I’ve got you. You are not going to fall down on my watch. Besides, you know exactly where that light switch is. You’ve been turning that thing on and off for over forty years.
Mom: I didn’t know I was that old.
Tom: Mom, you are even older than that. Did you know you are close to one hundred years old!
Mom: Well, that is really something, isn’t it? I thought I was twenty-two.