Scene: Somewhere, out of the blue.
Mom: I like bosoms.
Me: I like bosoms, too.
Mom: I think they look good when you put them on your clothes.
Mom: I like to put them on my clothes and take them with me everywhere I go.
Me: (laughing hysterically)
Mom: Why are you laughing?
Me: I like bosoms.
Mom: Me too.
Me: I guess that makes us bosom buddies.
Me: I love you, mom!