Mom: You are the best person in the whole world. You always have been. You know what to do and when to do it.
You tell your mama because she needs to know it.
Me: Will do, mom.
Mom: I am going to write a book about you so your mama can read about what a good guy you are.
Me: Wow, that’s really sweet, mom! Are you going to give her a copy?
Mom: No … but she can buy one.